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�I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. �Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. �Aren't you the guy from the Village People? �Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! �Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? �I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. �I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. �Bad cop! No donut! �You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? �Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. �Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops ? �Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's lightstand. �Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's? (*** I like this one***) �What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. �Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum!!!!! �Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches? |
